She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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