I murdered the dance floor call the cops
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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