I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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