Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
where are my eyebrows?
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