you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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