I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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