idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think i got beer on your cat.
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