dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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