two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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