I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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