i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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