Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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