Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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