so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The dick lei will go down in squad history
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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