I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
wow bdsm is so cute
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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