I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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