Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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