If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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