I have demons in me.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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