So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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