I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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