Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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