You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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