we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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