he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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