let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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