I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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