How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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