the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I understand Curling. That high.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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