Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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