what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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