ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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