Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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