Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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