Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
