puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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