used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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