He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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