I CAN MOONWALK!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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