let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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