Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Drake has all the answers
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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