NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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