I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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