I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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