Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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