Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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