Got a toothbrush?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site