He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup