You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.