So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.