Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
