His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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