Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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