If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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