i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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