Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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