"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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