I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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