Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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