Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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