I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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